Man Wrecks Into a House, Flies Through the Windshield and Lands On The Couch Without Injury

Can you imagine being sound asleep when all of a sudden you hear a loud crash.  You walk into your living room to find the front of an SUV inside your house and a dazed man sitting on your couch.  It sounds like something that happens in movies but it happened in real life.

How would you have handled the situation if this was your house?