My first reaction to this story was WHAT?  What is the world coming to?  Why, why would someone do this, but apparently someone is continually pooping on a man's property in Albuquerque, NM.No Dumping Allowed

Gross!

I'm still trying to figure out why a young woman would do something like this, obviously she is fit because she runs.  Maybe her body is forcing her to make and emergency landing, but in the same yard over and over.  Something tells me this woman has a problem with this particular man.

Watch this crazy story:

"This is malicious fecal distribution," he said.

I can't help but think this is all a joke.