I've been on the radio for over 35 years, in cities as diverse as Los Angeles, Boston, Memphis, and now the Hub City. When I'm not playing great music and talking to you, I'm usually on the golf course or waiting at the drive-thru at Whataburger. I have two adult daughters who have ensured I'll never be able to afford a boat. I’ve recently married someone I’ve been great friends with since high school, which includes a package of three boys, a girl and three grands along with three dogs and two cats. I am a happy guy, but...seriously, I'll never be able to afford a boat. I'm a San Francisco 49ers fan (don't hate me, Cowboys fans!) who enjoys craft beer and has become a bourbon connoisseur. My favorite color is plaid, and my greatest ambition is to have a velvet self-portrait.
Lance Ballance
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