What’s up with India? Seriously. It feels like out of all the countries they have highest number of freakishly over the top weird deformities.

Take this six-year-old who suffers from a rare condition that results in a giant mole that once covered 40% of his body. Now, not all moles are bad – just refer to Cindy Crawford, Marilyn Monroe, and Kate Upton. But when it’s half of your entire existence, then it might be hard to take on the eyes.

Apparently, the villagers thought it had evil powers and were convinced it was the result of fornicating during an eclipse. We kind of think it’s bad-ass. Dude’s like a real life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. But, we can understand how much it would suck when you don’t have three other buds broing out with you, eating pizza, skateboarding, and karate kicking buttcheeks to console you. Looks like you won this time Shredder.

[Via DailyMail]

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