It doesn't take you long, if you live in the area, to hear about Kevin the Peacock. Kevin is an area celebrity who makes a habit of wandering around Canyon, Texas. A Kevin sighting is a good thing, and there's a ton of photos out there of Kevin in his hometown.
Now, it's official. Kevin has his own Facebook profile.
Yes, Canyon's Kevin The Peacock Has His Own Facebook Page
If you love photos of Kevin the Peacock, then this is going to be right up your alley. The profile is a collection of photos of Kevin wandering around Canyon.
Well, for the most part.
Seeing as how it is a social media profile, you do have posts from Kevin detailing certain aspects of his day. Things like getting a free shower during a rainstorm.
It's so innocent and sweet, and I can't even force myself to roll my eyes.
He's also pretty appreciative of those who send him photos of himself. In fact, he encourages you to send him any photos you've taken.
I'm not sure where that ranks on the narcissism scale, but a little bit never hurt anyone.
Let's Talk About Kevin's Relationship Status For A Moment
Kevin has been kind enough to peck out all the usual details you get from someone's profile. We find out that he went to school in Hong Kong at the Hong Kong Bird Watching Society. He also attended Birdville High School.
I dare you, Pixar, to try and do better.
Unfortunately, or possibly fortunately for Kevin (I don't know who's involved), his relationship status is set to "It's Complicated." I'm not sure what kind of mess Kevin has on his mind, but I hope it works out.
Another way of looking at it is if you're a peacock, then I know of a peacock who might be interested.
Small Town Charm All The Way
You have to love it. Largely because we all love, Kevin.
If you're hurting for a fun social media friend to follow, here's a link to help you out with that.
Otherwise, well to the social media circus, Kevin. Enjoy your stay.