If you've ever had the unfortunate opportunity to come face to face with a goose, you know that birds are total jerks. If you've been blessed enough to somehow avoid all personal contact with birds, we are here to tell you that birds are total jerks.

We like to make solid arguments, so here are 17 bits of evidence proving what buttwads birds are. You can find more proof here if you're still not convinced. We think you should be pretty convinced, though.

Turtle
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Soccer Penguins
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Prowl
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Owl
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Pole
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Ostrich
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Hummingbird
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Gull
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Greedy Swan
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Penguins
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Duckling
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Crow
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Chihuahua
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Chase
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Cat
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Penguin
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Buttmunch
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