Weird Valentine’s Day Gifts Found on Etsy
I just thought I would pop onto the Etsy website today and see if I could find some cute Valentine’s Day cards, and what I found were some really weird gifts, that were said to be perfect for Valentine’s Day.
Nothing says I love you more than a big giant wooden spoon. Happy Valentine’s Day Sweetheart.
Felt feels funny all by itself, then get it wet, its untouchable. Now, add a bar of soap to the mix and you have the perfect gift for Valentine’s Day, felted soap. Nothing says love more than a bar of soap. I guess this is the gift you give your Valentine if they stink and you don’t have the heart to tell them.
Wanna say I love you with a bang and bubbles? Gun Soap!
How in the heck does a donut say I love you? You can love donuts but a donut heart necklace, doesn’t scream I love you? It screams, I was in the store and lost my train of thought, “Ummmmmm, dooooooonuts”. Maybe if you are Marge Simpson this might, just might be an OK gift.
Nothing says our love is old and slimy more than a moss bracelet for Valentine’s Day.
“Hey Baby, I couldn’t pin that 7 point buck fer ya the other day, but I gotcha sumpin’ better”.