Silly Dancing Bird Is Very Proud of Its Mad Soccer Skills

Birds can fly, which is already cool enough, but that may be this cockatoo's second greatest trick.

This cockatoo is a totally excited soccer star that puts on the greatest performance on the pitch since Carli Lloyd.

The bird score goals with ease and, as if that's not enough, also has a great dance. Like a really great dance -- you know, it's the kind of dance that if it happened in a movie everyone would clear the dance floor, make a circle around him and clap along while he busts moves so good the popular girl decides that maybe, just maybe, she should dump the popular kid and take a chance on him, instead.

We wish we could be as excited about anything as this bird is about soccer on a bed. If enthusiasm is contagious, then be prepared everyone for a severe outbreak.