The Top 11 Reasons Why Food Trucks Are So Cool
The next opportunity for you to punch the monkey is at the Summer Kickoff Party on Saturday, June 2rd at AirU. That's the fun for the family trampoline palace at 5461 McKenna Square.
The Summer Kickoff Party will mark the official start of summer, at least by our authority. You're invited and tickets are only $5 per person. With your ticket, you get loads of jump time at AirU, live music, and lifestyle vendors.
Another huge component of The Summer Kickoff Party is the bringing together of some of Amarillo's finest food trucks in one location. For one day you don't have to run all over town to catch the trucks. At The Summer Kickoff Party, the trucks are coming to you.
That isn't all that's cool about food trucks. Here are the top 11:
TOP 11 REASONS WHY FOOD TRUCKS ARE SO COOL
IT'S MUCH LIKE A WAITRESS, EXCEPT IT'S A TRUCK.
THEY EXPERTLY DRIVE AWAY HUNGER.
THE ILLICIT, ILLEGAL, AND DANGEROUS SERVING OF SAUCES ORIGINATING FROM CHINA.
FOOD TRUCKS HAVE NO DUMPSTER FOR TRANSIENTS TO RIFLE THROUGH.
THE SMALL CHANCE THAT SHOULD YOU NEED IT, YOU COULD HITCH A RIDE.
IT'S AN AUTOMOBILE THAT SERVES FOOD, PEOPLE. MAN'S RECOVERY FROM EVE IS COMPLETE.
MOST FOOD TRUCKS ARE SMALL LOCAL BUSINESSES BECAUSE CORPORATE AMERICAN HASN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF FOOD TRUCKS.
BECAUSE THE SECOND TIME YOU STOPPED AT THAT BBQ TRUCK, THEY REMEMBERED YOUR NAME.
SAYING "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS" AT A FOOD TRUCK ANNOUNCES YOUR IMMINENT GUT SMUGGLING OF A FOOT LONG.
FOOD TRUCKS SAVE APPROXIMATELY 5000 AMARILLOANS DAILY FROM THE HORRORS OF CONVENIENCE STORE ROLLER DOGS.
BECAUSE THAT FIRST DIP FROM THE ICE CREAM TRUCK MEANS THE SUMMER HAS OFFICIALLY KICKED OFF!